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Audio Recordings Delivered

Three of the boxes of tapes (two containing the Large Tapes of Moron I and one containing the Small Tapes of Moron I) are displayed adjacent to their secret hiding place in Church Headquarters....

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Temple Ordinances To Be Restored

Continued Restorations Resulting from the Plastic Cassette Audiotapes Exciting restorations continue to be found in the Plastic Cassette Audiotapes (see story here) recently delivered to the Church HQ....

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New Priesthood Forthcoming

Blessings from the Recently Received Plastic Cassette Audiotapes “Faith-affirming!”  “Testimony building.”  “A true blessing from heaven.” These are just a few comments from Moron Church of Latter-day...

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116 Missing Tapes!

Shocking Development – History Repeats Itself! The Plastic Cassette Audiotapes have been revealing and restoring incredible amounts of information in the short time since they were delivered to Church...

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Corrections Received for “The Spirit of God”

The Plastic Cassette Audiotapes are continuing to produce fascinating new information about the continuing restoration of the restoration originally screwed up by Joseph Smith.  Recently information...

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Partial Transcript Released

The General Authorities and staff members of the Moron Church of Latter-day Saints have been busy listening to many of  the Plastic Cassette Audio Tapes (see story here) that have been recently...

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Meet Chief False: Interpreter of Ancient Pictures and Languages

Chief False: Interpreter of Ancient Pictures and Languages Oliver Chowder, additional counselor in the First Presidency, announced recently the appointment of Chief False: Interpreter of Ancient...

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A Noodly First Vision

Flat Lander talks about his release from captivity (and doesn’t even mention me) and then explains the relationship between Mormonism and Pastafarianism.

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